The Girl Who Loved Only Dick…
Me
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart 💕
Dumb customers (Sarah Schauer)
THIS IS IT THIS IS WORKING FOOD SERVICE
I feel this way every time
7 years ago with 0 notes
me: damn…..I wanna lose some weight…
me: *is bored*
The Random Urge To Eat:
7 years ago with 128,632 notes
The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing
7 years ago with 287,771 notes
What tf am I gonna do
7 years ago with 0 notes