The Girl Who Loved Only Dick…
Me
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart 💕
Dumb customers (Sarah Schauer)
THIS IS IT THIS IS WORKING FOOD SERVICE
I feel this way every time
2 years ago with 0 notes
me: damn…..I wanna lose some weight…
me: *is bored*
The Random Urge To Eat:
2 years ago with 127,913 notes
The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing
2 years ago with 286,010 notes
What tf am I gonna do
2 years ago with 0 notes